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Using the Red Pen AKA Code Reviews

Hillbilly edumacation #joke

I used to love getting my essays handed back to me from my teacher. I would quickly look for the red ink comments scattered throughout my paper. I was looking for approval – ‘Yes Jeff, you are truly a genius!’

I do not get the impression that developers either enjoy reviewing co-worker’s code, [...]

Developers...In..Prooooooood!

Pigs In Space! #muppets

Coming up with themes and titles for a blog post can be very challenging. You want something that will catch the eye, but not be so random or out of left field that no one catches your drift. This morning I had two themes battling inside my head for this post.

Welcome [...]

Developers Live In Production & There’s Nothing You Can Do About It!

Wait a sec, we don’t let developers even look at Production, much less touch it! There’s no way they can break anything over there. Whew! Jeff was just pulling our chains!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s even worse than you think.

The code that those developers wrote? Guess where it runs [...]

DBAs Versus Developers

On Thursday, September 30, 10:30AM EST, Bert Scalzo and I will be doing a Quest sponsored Webcast – “DBAs Versus Developers.”

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They’re probably not fighting for the database…

That sounds awfully contentious, Jeff!
When visiting customers I am often talking to a group of developers in the morning and DBAs in the afternoon. [...]

INTRODUCING TOAD FOR SQL SERVER PT III

Up to this point, I have demonstrated my mastery of the Roman Numeral System, Toad’s IntelliSense and Group Execute technology, and Toad’s SQL Optimization technology.

In this post I’ll finish the conversation with an overview of Toad’s Compare and Synch feature set.

For your reading enjoyment and my time constraints and sanity, I will show the Server [...]

Introducing Toad for SQL Server Pt II

That’s right folks! Toad for SQL Server has been recognized AGAIN as the best development tool for SQL Server. In a previous post I talked about Toad’s IntelliSense and Group Execute features.

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Skip ahead to Part III

Let’s continue the conversation now with a quick introduction on our SQL Tuning feature.

SQL [...]

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