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Quotes for My ‘Book’: A Million Little Tadpoles

I thought it would be cool to include some personal stories and quotes from people who have had a good experience with Toad. So, please step up and give me some juicy bits to share with my readers! I have nothing to offer but your future celebrity as tens of hundreds of people stumble upon my book.

Here’s a few great examples to get you started!

Tongue-in-Cheek to Just Plain Cheeky

He's being totally cereal, or is he?

Please keep your quotes in the PG-13 to R range.

Actually Helpful Quotes, Just Not As Funny

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Tweets or Blog Post Comments, All Are Welcome!

I promise to post everything un-edited, as long as I like what you’re saying.